Schwarzenegger terminates politics

The people of California have lost their minds and common sense. They actually elected Arnold "The Terminator" Schwarzenegger.

The people of California ought to know that they have dealt a deep and damaging blow to the American movie industry by electing Schwarzenegger. There is no one left to create the excellent action films that have become a staple of the Hollywood scene. Jackie Chan is too skinny; Colin Farrell is too much of a ladies man; Jean Claude Van Damme… well enough said; and Keanu Reeves is forever tainted by Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Now we have both a political and entertainment crisis on our hands.

Hey, here is a movie idea, The Terminator Goes to Washington. It would be an epic tale of Arnold strolling in to Congress all oiled and dirty with muscles popping out of his forehead and beating up the puny politicians. The former Mr. Universe can use his world-class physique to revamp the wimpy government and finally take care of all those terrorists he had to fight in Collateral Damage.

But wait, this is too close to reality. Schwazenegger has already taken over the California governor's office and may have his sights set on becoming president.

When the term of The Terminator being governor is over, hopefully he won't be saying, "I'll be back."