Name: Sam Elkind
Position: Art Editor
Graduation Year: 2011
Sam Elkind is a disgusting excuse for a human being. He is arguably one of the most despicable pieces of living-filth known to man... well anykind. Don't -- repeat, DO NOT -- attempt to make contact. That means you, stalkers! On a personal note, he enjoys Kurt Vonnegut, pie, and the color green.
Hmmm... the girl looks delicious... but she's a choking hazard... the bone will last longer... but it isn't as juicy... decisions, decisions. --Nathan Foley, junior