Life is better with big breasts; the world smiles upon those who have greater curvatures. And after all, everyone wants a little bit of joy in their lives, even if it comes in two saline bags.
This year's Student Government Association (SGA)-sponsored canned food drive was, in some respects, a success. Fourth-period classes collected 2,456 cans, enough to bring holiday cheer to plenty of needy families. It seems like a solid charitable effort from a concerned community, until you take into account the fact that 2,382 of the cans came from only two classes.
In a continuing effort to increase participation of non-English speaking parents in school activities, the Blair PTSA improved its translation services through the purchase of simultaneous translation equipment.